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Reblogged from egberts

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

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Reblogged from dancepunksnotdead

Why aren’t more people freaking out about the new Venezuelan labor law?

classyshippingblog:

bluandorange:

monetizeyourcat:

dancepunksnotdead:

You know, the one that gives housewives/full-time mothers a pension— wages for housework?

It’s ONLY A HUGE VICTORY FOR FEMINISM, SOCIALISM, AND WOMEN OF COLOR. Not a big deal or anything. Tumblr is mysteriously silent about this.

http://rabble.ca/columnists/2013/05/venezuelas-new-labour-law-best-mothers-day-gift

holy shit!

fucking COOL

Venezuela is rockin it right now!! Way to go, Venezuela!!

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Reblogged from 4gifs
loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in movies girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you. are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

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Reblogged from gaksdesigns

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

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Reblogged from humortrain
enasnivolz: ealperin: reading-thoughts: edwardspoonhands: Not Iambic….Do Not Accept… These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe. To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.      - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe” *Crying with laughter* ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
     - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

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Reblogged from thecaptaincandraw
thecaptaincandraw: “FEED ME!”

thecaptaincandraw:

“FEED ME!”

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Reblogged from ephemeriel
ephemeriel: “Heaven has no Taste”~by Etherelle “My dear boy-““You won’t have a choice.”“Listen-““Heaven has no taste.”Now-““And not one single sushi restaurant.”That was the final straw for Aziraphale and Crowley, who at that point, combined their efforts to save the world. Good Omens is one of my favorite books for many reasons, but most likely for these incredibly contrasting and fabulous characters. If you haven’t read it, you should pick up a copy! This print will be available at Fanime! I’ll be at Table 38.

ephemeriel:

“Heaven has no Taste”
~by Etherelle

“My dear boy-“
“You won’t have a choice.”
“Listen-“
“Heaven has no taste.”
Now-“
“And not one single sushi restaurant.”

That was the final straw for Aziraphale and Crowley, who at that point, combined their efforts to save the world. Good Omens is one of my favorite books for many reasons, but most likely for these incredibly contrasting and fabulous characters. If you haven’t read it, you should pick up a copy!

This print will be available at Fanime! I’ll be at Table 38.

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Reblogged from pleatedjeans
fuchsimeon: pleatedjeans: via At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

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At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

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Reblogged from protojammed

protojammed:

He doesn’t look like he’s going to be gentle at all

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